do dishes

wash（do） the dishes

My brother would do dishes if there was any

by mapleinaut March 19, 2017

doing it for a real one

You are doing something for a true friend, and you wouldn't think twice. “You’re a real homie” so if you do it for a real one it means you’re doing it for a true homie lol

I bought you an oreo shake, I'm doing it for a real one.

by xoxoifm March 26, 2019

DO THE DAY

An encouraging slogan to lift the spirits of yourself and others. Should be said or typed as loudly as possible.

Stella: wut u doing this morning?

Chris: DO THE DAY!

Stella: specifically though? What r your plans?

Chris: DO THE DAY…. HARD!

Stella: wut?

by Chris is cool July 30, 2021

Do an Aladdin

To take a poop.

I have to do an Aladdin.

by Jacksoncage August 21, 2021

Belief in God is WHATEVER I DO AND NOT THE THING I DON'T DO

No it isn't Jordan! No it isn't! This is You trying to reframe what constitutes belief to justify taking all of that Christian money. To believe in THE CHRISTIAN GOD is to believe that THE THINGS IN THE BOOK DID, ARE, AND WILL HAPPEN, Jordan. Is the Christian God THERE Jordan. Is it THERE and does it have the attributes it is depicted to have in the bible OR.... OR... IS IT NOT THERE, Jordan? Is that A THING THAT YOU THINK? DO YOU THINK THAT THE CREATURE IS THERE? IS THAT A THING YOU THINK OR DO YOU NOT THINK THAT? ARE YOU A BOY OR ARE YOU A GIRL, JORDAN?

Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Belief in God is WHATEVER I DO AND NOT THE THING I DON'T DO! Ok!? So if I don't actually believe in God, then, actually believing in God isn't actually believing in God, OK!? Believing in God is something else entirely! Now... Ok!? You can't just ACTUALLY BELIEVE that God is THERE... You gotta... You gotta, like, grapple with the IDEA that it MIGHT be there! And then you gotta interpret the book so that WHATEVER YOU DO... Is doing the Book! Even if you contradict yourself AND THE BOOK! Right!? See, God (and by extension all higher-order abstractions) is whatever I need to do be, moment to moment, for me to maintain a certain level of moral superiority. So, maturity? Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment. Belief? Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment? God? You got it! Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment."

by Hym Iam May 21, 2024

Doing a Rasmus

Rasmus is know for having sex with minors and allting their v card

Doing a Rasmus is a tribute to the slayer of all v Cards rasmus from Kolmården

I still cant sit since rasmus crushed my virgin pussy last month

by Snussubstitut February 23, 2024

Do

Do is a response used after somebody says they are going to do something. You are saying that it is something that you would also do if you were them, or just basically saying “you go do that.”

Friend 1: I’m going to pick up this girl I found at hooters

Friend 2: Do

Friend 1: I just found a dead breeze on the side of the road and I’m recharging it
Friend 2: That’s a do

by ThousandSons November 15, 2022