I think I just leaked out of my ass

When you think that something came out of your ass but your not really sure. Usually its a minimal amount of liquid too small to notice a signifigant change of the moistness of your underwear.

Jamal:Hey man I think I just leaked out of my ass
Me: Oh shit was it taco night last night again?

by Joe Saliba September 5, 2008

I Could Care Less

When people say "I could care less" it is always important to ask the follow up question, "So how much less do you care? A lot less, just a little bit less" because "I could care less" is pretty much meaningless until you understand what "less" means for the person using the phrase incorrectly

Bob - "I love sunny days"
Jane - "I could care less"
Bob - "I see, so how much less are you capable of caring? I'd just like to know for the future when I am going to comment on the weather, if it's just a little bit less then I will continue commenting, if it's a whole lot less then I'll take that into consideration the next time and refrain from such comments"
Jane - "Thank you for educating me, from now on I will avoid the question by saying the phrase correctly, so Bob, I couldn't care less about you loving sunny days"

by blackhawks fan 1 May 19, 2015

i fucked my dog

When you fuck you dog in the ass

Dude i got so drunk and i fucked my dog

by Clioonline March 8, 2018

When DID I ASK

When a Nine Year Old or Stupid Person wants to annoy someone for no reason and they think they are cool when they use it. Lets be honest we've seen these kids before.

When DID I ASK
Annoying Person: When
Normal Annoyed Person:??? What
Annoying Person: DID I ASK

by Lifeisfragile January 28, 2021

I reserve my judgment.

This is just a bad-ass way of saying "no comment", meaning you are neither confirming nor denying anything.

Journalist: Mr. Vernon, what is your stance on the issues being debated?

Mr. Vernon: I reserve my judgment.

Another Journalist: So Mr. Vernon, there's absolutely nothing you can tell us?

Mr. Vernon: No, I'm sorry.

by Dr. Roswell November 25, 2010

I love you

I love you are 3 word which switch u out from reality... they can destroy your life or make your life better but in more cases it will destroy it :) im just saying my own opinion but loving someone is really hard so first think then say it or write it :) okay so this is little warning to think about who u really love because that person which you could love can be really asshole and make just fun from u or he can change his feelings to you

Your dream boy/girl : I love u
You: I love u more

You: I love you
That piece of shit which will make you sad: I DONT :)

You: But I love you

Someone: It changed please dont disturb me

by Juliathelostone March 16, 2019

I owned myself

What one says after intentionally bashing his\her self. See Parasyte.

Person 1: OMFFG! Did you see what Parasyte wrote about himself?!
Person 2: OMFFFFG!!! SO FUNNY!

by Parasyte January 28, 2003