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Urban Dictionary

The dictionary of Seinfeld-isms. Like in the show Seinfeld there was a word or phrase for events or actions or traits
Jerry- Did you hear I'm writing a book

George- Yea, Urban Dictionary. It's a book of the words you use to replace an event or something else.
by i-am-sam-sam-i-am January 18, 2011
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Urban Dictionaries Dick

Omg it's large as fuck
No really
Just take a look my guy
๐Ÿณ๏ธ ๐ŸŒˆโœจ๐Ÿ’•OMG๐Ÿ’•โœจ๐Ÿณ๏ธ ๐ŸŒˆ
๐Ÿณ๏ธ ๐ŸŒˆโœจ๐Ÿ’•YOU'RE GAY?๐Ÿณ๏ธ ๐ŸŒˆโœจ๐Ÿ’•
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๐Ÿ†โœจ๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿณ๏ธ ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿณ๏ธ ๐ŸŒˆโœจ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿฑโœจ๐Ÿช๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿจ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฆ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ‘๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿฟ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿจ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿฆโœจ๐Ÿฟโœจ๐Ÿงโœจ๐Ÿฆโœจโœจ๐Ÿฆโœจ๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿช๐Ÿช๐Ÿจ๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿ†๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿช๐Ÿง๐Ÿช๐Ÿช๐Ÿจ๐Ÿฑ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿจ๐Ÿฑ๐ŸŒˆโœจ๐Ÿจ๐Ÿฟ๐ŸŒˆโœจ๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿช๐ŸŒนโ™ฅ๏ธ๐ŸŒนโ™ฅ๏ธ๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒน
"Urban Dictionaries Dick was huge as fuck my guy"

"Really?"

"Yeah"
"Haha now you're gay"

"( อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ)"

"W-whats with that look?
*drops soap*
"Shi-"

"UD-T WAS huge my guy"
"But wanna see something bigger than that?"

"uhh I uhh"
by PeePeeRatTheULTIMATEPOTAT November 24, 2021
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Urban Plumber

The act of taking a nut connected to a bolt, putting it in your butt hole and then taking a wrench and twisting the nut around while the bolt is deep inside. This can be done on oneself, or two people can partake in the activity with one twisting the nut and the other enjoying it.
Me and my girlfriend tried the Urban Plumber for the first time last night, it was going great until she said it was my turn. So I pulled the bolt out of my ass and she put it in hers.
by PullUpSkr July 18, 2016
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Urban Dictionary

It's the tab right next to the one that says pornhub. Idiot...
by Wayde024 June 2, 2018
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Urban dictionary

What you're using right now idiot! Are you high or something?
Michael: *logs in to urban dictionary*
Michael: do you know what urban dictionary is?
Me: what you're using right now dumbass!
Michael: fuck you adam!!
by Your average pedophile October 13, 2018
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urban dictionary

a place where edgy 12 year olds lie about them getting laid and calling people slurs. meanwhile they have school in the morning and their bedtime is 9 pm
guy 1: damn, urban dictionary is filled with trolls and ragebait nowadays.
guy 2: yeah it's toxic asf
by deputydipshit June 21, 2025
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urban distancing

To avoid a former best buddy because of a banal quarrel.

Within a small town quite a challenge.
Sets all your friends under pressure because the one who is doing "urban distancing"

expects that you are acting the same way he does to his former buddy.

If you don't follow him doing "urban distancing" - he will leave in a huff.
He is urban distancing him again.

"Why are you urban distancing me?"
"He you! Are you doing a little bit urban distancing again?"
"Stop urban distancing him! You are both my friends!"
by princess2020 May 25, 2020
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