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Epsteinth Time

1. More than an umpteenth time. Defines something that has happened so many times it's excruciatingly painful. Causes migraines and mental breakdowns. For large groups of people has lead to protests and a riot or two.

2. The closest number to infinity.

Can be used as a political, economic, or parenting term.

In political context it always has something to do with Doniella Frump Jr.
In economic context its used to colloquially express frustration or exasperation at a recurring event.
1. We have asked the government to release the Epstein files for the Epsteinth time. Our president, who is listed in those files, some Epsteinth time, still refuses.

2. The United States is going thru a economic crisis for the Epsteinth Time, thanks to the president that is in the Epstein files more than an Epsteinth time.

3. Mom told me to do the dishes for the Epsteinth Time, I didn't, now I'm grounded until my 18th birthday.
by Awesomesauce 360 September 24, 2025
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screen time conventions

The phenomenon where until smartphones have been around for sufficiently long periods of time, there are multiple different conventions on how well a child should behave in order to get more screen time. Even though by now, there have been found the following deciding factors on whether someone (children or otherwise) should (be allowed to) have screen time: a) the desired duration of screen time, b) the purpose of having screen time, c) personal susceptibility towards the effect(s) of excessive screen time.
In our household, screen time conventions are strict; we have to consider behavior, purpose, and how long the kids can actually handle it without experiencing brainrot.
by Emotional Cruiser September 21, 2025
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time to get on the ferry

A expression for the Northern Coast of Ohio, were tourists binge drink until it's time to get on the ferry to travel from the islands to the mainland and sober up.
Me: I've been day drinking all weekend.
Him: It's time to get on the ferry.
by Monica Kiryakov January 24, 2018
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Gremlin Time

When one of the homies is on a different plane of existence, crawling around on the floor of the bar like a gremlin hunting for dollar bills and cocaine. Don’t feed this person after midnight or they will fuck your shit up.
“Hey Adam did you see where Shanelle went?”

“Ya bro she’s on gremlin time. I saw her bear crawling under the bar stools nipping at people’s toes for dollar bills and nose candy
by Garbanzo November 21, 2022
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bro i was a dude the whole time

When that one guy in the friend group who always identified themselves as female just pulls this out of nowhere.
A: "Bro, I was a dude the whole time."
B: "Shut up ni-"
A: "But it's true!"
C: "YOU TOLD ALL OF US YOU WERE A GIRL-"
A: "Do you even understand?"
D: "Well, 'bro i was a dude the whole time' means that you were a man the whole time but identified as another gender."
A: "Oh."
by anidiotwhoisbadatblender February 27, 2025
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Pocket time

The time when you 'put someone in your pocket' or in other words - find then extremely cute and want to protect them at all cost.
"omg stay, you're so adorable, pocket time rn."
by ItsjLAV May 29, 2023
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