slap your bald friend day

slap your bald friend day is a day where you slap your bald friend on the head

june 15th

oh hey its slap your bald friend day today, SLAP!

by okayokaylala June 13, 2023

Go shopping with your best friend day

January 31 is go shopping with your best friend day. You have to go shopping with your best friend on January 31.

"Hey do you wanna go shopping today?"
"Of course, it's go shopping with your best friend day, January 31!"

by Definitely not jamie January 30, 2021

Friends with dis-benefits

When you are in a long term relationship and there is no sex, but you are still expected expected to make home repairs, go to in-laws events, provide emotional support, assist with shopping, cooking, cleaning et cetera.

Things have really gone south after five years of marriage. These days, it's more like friends with dis-benefits.

by Adrian666 September 15, 2022

a friend's house

your second crash pad when you're an idiotager being kicked out of your parents' house for misbehaving

I know a guy from high school who had to go to a friend's house after he invited a few joy girls over

by Sexydimma February 10, 2017

Snitchy friend

A friend that never stands up for u never defends u. Always preferes other more than u treat u different, tells all secrets at ur enemies.

Omg carla is such a snitchy friend she told everyone my secret

by Fairyfakes November 28, 2019

Friends

Something you don’t have

You: “I wish I had friends”

by The_Ancient_Chicken October 6, 2021

Friends with benefits

When you are Park Jimin and just have sex with your band mates without any real feelings.

JH: I am horny
Jimin: lemme succ u off

RM: so you guys are friends with benefits?

by jo0ns_dimples May 24, 2019