The good Old blood monkey is the sacred art of engaging in intercourse but with a slight twist startup in missionary and halfway through then when you're about to ejaculate jump up slit her stomach in half spilling her guts all over the bed jump onto her stomach and Splash the guts everywhere while peeing pooping and farting everywhere while making the sacred noises of the True Blood monkey when you have finished the ACT cut open her stomach and pour all the poo pee and blood into the stomach tyre knot ambitiously and most violently belt her corps with it this act should bring you to ejaculate and finally finish the Beautiful but old art of the blood monkey.
Should of seen it bro gave Mel the blood monkey it was great alot of mess to clean tho she won't leave now:/
by AGHHHHHHHH January 11, 2018
Get the Blood monkeymug. 
On May 24, 2012, a group of 3 teenagers went to the San Diego Zoo at 3:13 pm. The 3 young boys went to see the monkey exhibit and dared each other to do something extravagant than neither of them would do. 2 of the boys names Marcus and Dillan threw bits of hot dog bread at the monkeys, encouraging harassment of the apes. the final teenager named Carter, bought laxatives from the CVS Pharmacy before entering the Zoo for his mother. Carter thought it was a good idea to throw the laxatives at the monkeys because it would out-do Dillan and Marcus's idea. The monkey consuming the Laxatives in about 20 minutes had major diarrhea and the Zookeepers had to inform everybody to leave the exhibit. Before the residents could leave, the war began. The apes threw their fecal matter at the residents and brought chocolate rain amongst the people. The Zookeepers soon found out who caused this and banned the 3 boys involved in the mess. The reason most don't know about this is because it wasn't as important as say, somebody jumping into an exhibit, so it's all swept under the rug.
Thank you for coming to my ted talk (do not fact check this)
Thank you for coming to my ted talk (do not fact check this)
Guy: Hey bro, somebody just talked about The Great Monkey Incident on TikTok!
Bro: The Great Monkey Incident? what the hell is that?
Guy: well basically..........
Bro: The Great Monkey Incident? what the hell is that?
Guy: well basically..........
by Yung motha'fuckin Jimminy Neut September 18, 2021
Get the The Great Monkey Incidentmug. by on monkey April 5, 2024
Get the on monkeymug. Someone who spends so much time cruising the boards, that after making 10,000 posts, accidentally says something worthwhile.
"I HAVE 12,384 POSTS!! I are pwn Joo! I wonder why no one likes me?"
reply "Here's your sign, board monkey"
reply "Here's your sign, board monkey"
by Will of Stone February 5, 2004
Get the board monkeymug. A big black monkey jit that thinks a thuff nigga but he is actully a gay barca fan that thinks madrid is ass goofy ass nig
by monkey boo April 22, 2025
Get the monkey goo jitmug. by LilXangie May 22, 2024
Get the Peanut Butter Monkey Tailmug.