Bully your shortest friend day!

13 december is: BULLY YOUR SHORTEST FRIEND DAY! So bully them. On 13 december.

Dood: WASSUP BROTHA
Short frend: WASSUP
Dood: YOU KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS?
Short frend: no?
Dood: Well, brotha. It is: Bully your shortest frend day!
Short frend: Dang it.

Shorties. Haha I am tall.

Bully your shortest friend day!

by SoupDaily December 09, 2021

deep friend mars bar

When a person accepts a shit into his or her mouth from another, usually a close friend.

Those two guys were really close, did you know they gave each other deep friend mars bars for christmas?

by Willy Wanker III January 10, 2011

Fuck your friend Day

Fuck your friend day is the national day where you can fuck one friend.
The day is every friday.

Daniel: Oh my god Serwan, today is fuck your friend day!
Serwan: Letzdoit!

by Norman Angile January 10, 2023

cheesecake friends

Cheesecake friends are friends who become closer with each other than they are with the friend that originally introduced the two of them.

“I totally introduced Ashley to Alexis, and now they’re cheesecake friends and hang out without me all the time”

by black.sheep.barbie November 12, 2020

Best Friends Day

National best friends day April 24 show off your best friend <3

Hey it’s best friends day you better post me bitch

by G gtf ugh s to d gc e see ugh April 24, 2021

joe friend

A play off of joe mama

It’s when you see the opportunity to make new friends

Friend: Aye is that Joe?
Stranger: Joe Ma-
Friend: Joe Friend

by Mr. Funniman December 05, 2020

Local Friend

When you consider someone a friend, based on location.
when they live close by you will hangout and see them, if they ever move away, goodbye have a nice life.
Not good enough friends to even consider travelling to visit.

Since *fucktard* moved to *shitholetown* I really lost touch, too bad its 45 minutes away.
He was really just a Local Friend.

by SurfingChef March 12, 2010