irritable scowl syndrome

A common ailment afflicting misanthropic people. Symptoms include dirty looks, sarcasm, belittling and sighs of disgust.

I'm sorry I seem like a bitch, I suffer from irritable scowl syndrome... asshole.

by Slewbert March 16, 2014

Dress Down Syndrome

The act of forgetting that it is dress down day and arriving in your regular work wear.

Joey turned up to work in his normal work clothes whilst all his colleagues had remembered to come in casual clothing, Poor Joey has some kind of Dress Down Syndrome.

by Sam Buca January 28, 2010

Dirty Dancing Syndrome

Finding a fling on your vacation which after the vacation is over crashes and burn.

A: why does Gabe look heart broken?
B: he is just suffering from Dirty Dancing Syndrome.

by babban billu May 23, 2022

P-Plater Syndrome

When a driver, in particular a new driver gets sick of driving their friends everywhere.

He wouldn't man! I think he has P-Plater Syndrome.

by YouBeauty December 1, 2010

Carolus Rex Syndrome

Usually somebody in a military (real or fictional) setting having delusions of grandeur, often acting like somebody only second to god himself and being generally narcissistic. Thus earning the sarcastic title of Carolus Rex, a swedish king. Notably pared sarcastically with the Sabaton song 'Carolus Rex.'

A: He wants us to say his name when we pray, makes me think he's turning into a Carolus Rex knockoff.
B: I think that's called Carolus Rex Syndrome.

by Typical_Stingray (Afternoon) March 5, 2023

Bama-Derangement Syndrome

Being so rustled by the success of Alabama Football that it becomes a diagnosable mental illness. Usually contracted after exposure to several consecutive losses to Alabama
Symptoms:
-Melting
-Starting shitty threads about Alabama
-Obsessing over Alabama
-Offseason overconfidence

-Gratuitous dickriding of teams that beat Alabama

-Making an ass of yourself on College Gameday
-Wearing Purple
-Caring about College Baseball

“Dude you hear Tim got diagnosed with Bama-Derangement Syndrome?”
“Yea that 8th straight loss really got to him”

by Dr. Nick Saban May 26, 2019

Trump Asshole Syndrome

A person who continually lies, has no arguments, and has a habit of insulting anyone who disagrees with them.

This person is insulting that guy so much it looks like he is infected with Trump Asshole Syndrome.

by BATSupporter February 13, 2020