like a chicken voting for the Kentucky colonel

A voter supporting a candidate who will only do that voter (or others like them) harm once elected.

A chicken voting for Colonel Sanders might have made sense initially... the chicken is housed and fed. In the long run, the chicken is slaughtered, butchered, cooked and eaten.

Someone like Caitlin Jenner, a trans woman, voting to support a MAGA candidate is a prime example that looks like a chicken voting for the Kentucky colonel.

An analogous concept would be voting for the Leopards Eating Faces party and then acting shocked when the leopard eats *your* face. Why do people (or chickens) do this?

by bitchuck May 26, 2025

Doony woony chicken McNuggets

The man the myth the legend Art “The Fart” Doon. Expressed in formal etiquette as Doony Woony chicken McNuggets

Doony woony chicken McNuggets is a top 5

by Mr_PizzaBurger July 6, 2025

Rhode Island Bourban Chicken

The act of "Butt-Chugging" a liquid of the consumer's choice, followed by the consumption of said liquid that is excreted out the consumer's bowels. This can be done solo or with a larger group of individuals.

"Remember when we tried that 'Rhode Island Bourban Chicken' down by the creek with the boys?"

by TheStinkFlushFactory July 14, 2025

Put your fried chicken in my grease

It’s a term to manly used when having sex

You would say ohhh baby put your fried chicken in my grease uhhhhh

by Pusssssssyyyyyyyyyyahhhhh July 19, 2025

why did the chicken cross the road?

definition of joke of why did the chicken cross the road? the answer is: who know.

person 1: why did the chicken cross the road?
person 2: how the fuck am i supposed to know
person 3 (truck driver): AHHHH STAY OUT OF MY WAY!!!
person 1 & 2: OH MY FUCKING GOD-

by dast143235 September 2, 2025

Higher than bathroom chicken

A state of mind usually induced by large amounts of drugs, more so than when one is deemed higher than giraffe pussy, resulting in decisions analogous to taking a 5 year old chicken found randomly loitering at a gas station where chickens are not usually found, taking said chicken home and locking it up in the upstairs bathroom of your house where it proceeds to shit all over everything for several days, making an impossible mess to clean up 2 days prior to a lease renewal inspection.

Hey, why is he so mad? Shit man, his girl got higher than bathroom chicken and he trying to move.

by Two-handed anaconda October 20, 2025

Holly (fried chicken)

A type of fried chicken who claims that holly is not chicken but that they are chicken and one with the chicken of fried chicken lore….

I’m going to eat holly (fried chicken)

by Lord of Holly chickens (fried) October 29, 2025