Skeet finger

The male beats his meat, cums in his hand, then fingers a female puttin the nut inside her.

by Chunkydoll96 September 02, 2019

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Finger-counter

Someone who is afflicted with a type of stupidity where they cannot conceptualize or envision things in their mind with much competence. As a consequence, they cannot really take information and might even not be compatible with conversation, of all things.

Ben Shapiro paints over people's arguments and chambers responses while the other person is talking when he argues. He is an example of a finger-counter.

by DanZhukovin April 06, 2021

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finger muppet

Somebody who contorts their fingers while posing for photograph.

Look at those finger muppets trying look cooler than they are. Try hards.

by LowHz February 16, 2016

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Foreskin fingers

When one has applied far too much hand lotion, and find their fingers and palms to be soft but slippery.

“Girl, take some of this pomegranate açaí lotion. I’m getting foreskin fingers”

by fantasticmsfox January 05, 2018

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Middle-finger puppet

A synonym for anus, derived from the practice of inserting the middle finger into one's own anus during masturbation or into the anus of one's partner during copulation.

"I have a horrible rash on my middle-finger puppet"

by Emperor Jimmu August 13, 2008

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