tiddly winking

Unnecessarily tinkering , while being oblivious to ones surroundings

Here I am cleaning up the mess after an all night bash while Gill is totally "tiddly winking" there in the corner.

by Gillgjr August 13, 2021

Backseat working

A backseat worker is someone who is telling you how to do your job when. They can't do their own job

Are you really hovering over me and backseat working rn

by krackdaddyg September 12, 2021

Climate Wanking

When politicians or the elite complain about climate change and how the world is coming to an end, and essentially use it to get votes from people who care or as a crutch for NOT talking about actual problems the world faces.

Keith: Dude, I have been so busy, I have not read anything about the latest G20 Summit, have you been following?

Mike: Ya, it is the same Climate Wanking all the time. I wish they would talk about China running the world economy, or how to get people back to work.

Keith: Ugh, Climate Wanking, such a waste of time. No wonder everyone hates these politicians and condescending celebrities. Talk about real world stuff, bruh.

by Mike109999 November 2, 2021

Heard working

To register a command and do it.

She said “Make me breakfast!” he said “ heard working.”.

by Stopsayingit November 17, 2021

Stunt wanking

Wanking in dangerous situations or positions, doing tricks to hit targets or break records

Mick was stunt wanking and shot himself in the eye

by Chuck Ebz January 4, 2022

Wood working

When a man jerks off with sandpaper

Hey Josh, want to come help me out with my wood working today?

by Lisamonalisapizza February 15, 2022

Not Working

Not doing anything ever

Logan is not working

by JHippo June 3, 2022