Windblows

A newer joke, pointed as Microsoft's Windows. Invented to point out how much it blows.

Dude, get off the fscking Windblows and get a Linux Box! Tux rules!

by shinji-kun January 4, 2004

Wind biscuits

Chunks of a fart that are not exactly air. They can be soggy or chunky, and often smell like a dead newborn that just crawled out of a dead skunks butthole. Having wind biscuits can commonly result in a change of underwear; but not a change of pants

During the naked bike race, 1st place, jimmy, decided to release some gas. Unfortunately for second Second place (billy) the fart contained poop flakes from Jimmy's unsatisfactory attempt at wiping which sputtered back behind him.
Billy- Jimmy! You butthead! You got your wind biscuits on my chin!

by Itsameamario7 December 29, 2013

Windblade

Not as good as skylynx and never will be also a porn bot for starscream and hates bumblebee

Windblade hates bumblebee and loves starscream

by Skylynx August 21, 2021

exam widow / widower

When your Significant Other is so consumed by examinations you never get to see / hear from them and you begin to think this loss is forever.

Yeah, my SO has mid-terms, guess I'm just another exam widow / widower.

by Lapsus Linguae January 15, 2009

internet widower

Someone whose spouse is consumed with being on the internet.

He knew he had become an internet widower when he started finding his wife on the internet every night at 4 AM.

by Bubblehead Also December 1, 2010

Cum With The Wind

The act of expelling semen out of ones anus after the partners ejaculates into said anus.

"Wow bitch that was some crazy anal sex! Now Cum With The Wind!!!!"

by Nicademus May 2, 2010

what about widowmaker

A guy who can't be Tracer, so he decides to be widowmaker.

Somebody please make a definition for "im already widowmaker"

Maybe I'll be Tracer
I'm already Tracer
What about Widowmaker?
I'm already Widowmaker
I'll be Bastion
Nerf Bastion!
You're right. So, Winston
I wanna be Winston
I guess I'll be Genji
I'm already Genji
Then I'll be McCree
I already chose McCree
I have an idea
What's your idea?
You should be...
I'm not gonna be Mercy

by Sumo_The_Doggo December 12, 2018