Women who come to the rink dressed like they are straight out of the jersey shore cast. They act like they are the hottest thing to walk on gods green earth but in reality they are far from it. Their main goal is to attempt to attract pro hockey players but they end up attracting nothing but run down hosers instead. How to spot a hockey hoe: Overly tanned skin, dark hair with blonde highlights, tons of makeup, short shorts and random player tee.
by DropShotDangles July 19, 2017
Ice Hockey players that see figure skaters as weak children wearing skimpy uniforms. You will most often see hockey people man-spreading on the ice. If you are not sure what they look like, they are compatible to a bow-legged gorilla when on the ice. They often say that they hate figure skaters, when really they are just jealous that them bow legged gorillas can't ever move like a glorious figure skater.
by FigureskatingYASS February 03, 2022
A fast paced game that comes from the original game, outdoor field hockey that originated in 1908. The sport of indoor field hockey is usually played on a court the size of a handball court but it has walls to bounce the ball off of. In this sport you may not lift your stick high or hit the ball. You can only push the ball and deflect it. You cannot lift off the ground unless you are taking a shot in the circle. There is a lot more bending and going down low because that's the way the girls who play stop the ball.
Mike: Dude are you going to Grace's indoor field hockey game?
Jeff: Why would I want to go??
Mike: All the girls bend over the whole game!!
Jeff: Sweet let's go
Jeff: Why would I want to go??
Mike: All the girls bend over the whole game!!
Jeff: Sweet let's go
by Fhockey January 13, 2017
A game.
You need:
4 guys.
A rubber ducky.
Goal:
4 dudes sit naked in a square hot tub. They have to hit the opposing sides wall with the rubber ducky but only using air or water, no hands. The person who gets 10 in a row gets to pick who gets the rubber ducky up their ass.
You need:
4 guys.
A rubber ducky.
Goal:
4 dudes sit naked in a square hot tub. They have to hit the opposing sides wall with the rubber ducky but only using air or water, no hands. The person who gets 10 in a row gets to pick who gets the rubber ducky up their ass.
by Capndanpan January 01, 2021
Curtis: *being annoying*
Shilo: stfu I will hockey sockey you in the throat!
Tony: DAMNNNNNN!!
Curtis: *sits in silence*
Shilo: stfu I will hockey sockey you in the throat!
Tony: DAMNNNNNN!!
Curtis: *sits in silence*
by Hreesecup2469 December 15, 2017
by Tina w. fey October 15, 2008
A term used by Alaskan politicians (who aren't familiar with the concept of soccer) to describe soccer moms
by BigNerdzAnonymous February 15, 2021