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vegannissimo

A useless piece of shit who survives on absolutely none of the good stuff in life. People need leather and silk. And steak. and chicken wings.
Boi 1: Omg did u see bob at the cafeteria?? he didn't order and meat and was proud of it.

Boi 2: Ya hes a vegannissimo
by innocent_and_insecure November 18, 2017
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Largs Vegas

A slang term for a small Scottish seaside town called Largs, known largely for it's sizable drug problem, and in-breeding.

Used primarily by those who have left the town as an ironic term when they have to go back to visit family etc.

Derived obviously from Las Vegas, the irony being that there is fuck all to do in largs except drink large amounts of alcohol, and avoid the retards that you went to school with.
Alan: Alright Dave what's the plans for the weekend.

Dave: Fuck all mate, going to Largs Vegas to visit the folks.
by Wee mad mental murry May 16, 2008
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Vegan Rage

The intense and inappropriate irritability and anger outbursts displayed by a vegan when they are hungry and cannot easily access food that meets their dietary requirements. Vegan Rage is particularly severe early in the transition from meat eating. Vegan Rage is similar to hanger, but considerably more intense.
Yikes, chill dude and have some peanuts. You are experiencing some serious Vegan Rage.
by niarte June 13, 2017
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r/vegancirclejerk

r/vegan’s meaner cousin who’s been to prison before.

A self-professed “ethical vegan hatespace” and vegan meme page on Reddit where it is against the rules for non-vegans to post, it is where vegans go to vent their general baseline misanthropy for about 99% of the world population, gatekeep veganism and throw away the key, and tell each other to “be very careful John 👍.” The community happily leans into every vegan stereotype in the books, sincerely uses the term “carnist” and variations of it on the regular, hates Beyond Meat and Impossible Foods for doing animal testing, and accuses r/vegan of carnist boot-licking.

TL;DR: The largest subreddit for people whose ideology matches that of the Animal Liberation Front.
The most highly-upvoted r/vegancirclejerk post of 2021 was a screenshot of a post from Alex J. O’Connor on Twitter about how the satirical subreddit r/DogDiet, which was about “all things dog meat,” was banned from Reddit, but r/bbq and r/meat remain unbanned. The post warns r/bbq and r/meat posters to “just make sure you don’t post the wrong animal, you might get banned.”
by Hogtrude Parker December 19, 2021
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k-vegas

The one and only Kirksville, MO

The original K-Vegas- and if you don't know, now you know.
J-Reezy: What's good up in K-Vegas?
D-Money: Shoot...nothing.
by D2K6 November 11, 2006
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pesco-vegan

One who follows a strict Vegan Diet:

no beef, poultry, seafood, eggs, dairy, honey or gelatin while avoiding wearing/buying/owning fur, down, silk & leather.

with the ONLY exception being the consumption fish (i.e. farm raised salmon or tuna)
Vegetarians & Pescetarians may eggs and dairy.

Vegans & Pesco-Vegans do not eat eggs or dairy, honey or gelatin. They avoid wearing/buying/owning fur, down, silk & leather.
by Olivia Mora January 6, 2009
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Vegan

A person who avoids all meats and animal products, such as milk, eggs, or leather. Usually a total pussy, who is just trying to be part of some "cause" or lifestyle because they have nothing else better to do. A typical vegan is stupid and ugly, and sports a "Meat is Murder" shirt.

Vegan diets ruin human fetuses, and vegan parents ruin human lives.
Real Life Example of Vegan:
A vegan chick who works at Starbucks bought and ate plain bagels everyday. The dumbass didn't know that the bagels she was eating everyday contained eggs. She finally finds out and says "I DIDNT KNOW THEY USED EGGS TO MAKE BAGELS!!!11"

See? Typical vegan retard.

Since vegans don't like animals being slaughtered for my burgers, we should start slaughtering vegans and making my burgers out of them.
by Anus Magillicutty January 14, 2006
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