granny's peach tea

A jar filled with piss

Don't piss Lex off...unless you enjoy granny's peach tea

by A Beautiful Lie July 3, 2016

Canadian Peach Tug

When a male drenches his testicles in honey and lets bees gently rest on them while a female coerces the tip while rubbing feces on the shaft.

Syd: Are You Ok Nick?

Nick: My balls really swole up after Jessica gave me a Canadian Peach Tug behind my house last night.

by Skippy720 September 17, 2012

Pirate's Peach Delight

A rum cocktail originating in the 905 (Toronto, ON) containing 2 parts captain morgan's dark and 2 parts peach juice

Bro, I think i knocked back one too many Pirate's Peach Delight last night at that upper 905 jam. I was mangled.

by Sunday Chillz December 3, 2009

closed can of peaches

(Noun) Calling someone a virgin; referring to someone's virginity (mostly referring to a girl's virginity)

Cara: Gosh I'm so horny right now. I really need a fuckbuddy.

Me:Hun, you're a closed can of peaches. You can survive without dick.

by PrattyBratty May 2, 2016

diet peach snapple

The best and most addictive Snapple. If you drink 2 or more bottles you'll be up for the night.

Diet Peach Snapple gave me insomnia and raped my pet hyena.

by Pwnsauce July 29, 2006

Perfect Peach Ass

When someone has a perfectly shaped ass, like a peach

"Panda has such a perfect ass, shaped like a peach, the photo of it should be in the dictionary of a 'Perfect Peach Ass'

by GGingersnapss November 5, 2022

James and the giant peach

When the male shrinks down and enters the females vagina and goes on an adventure

Time to go James and the giant peach her

by termn8er January 8, 2012