by urbanzit November 26, 2021
Get the fair and handsome mug.It'll be child murder. Perfectly avoidable child murder instigated by a mob and signed off on by a charlatan who was publicly embarrassed SO BADLY that even HIS ENEMIES pity him too much to use it against him.
Hym "Yeah, no I can see that you're making an effort (explicitly) to do something unfair to me. You're not disguising that at all. But what makes it fair is that I can always just defer my suffering to someone else... And then kill myself... And then it's 'Publicly embarrassed charlatan takes revenge by stealing and distributing the work of the guy who embarrassed him which lead to the murder of a little girl.' I mean, you could cover it up but it's so public now we would all just know that that's what happened. But, hey, I guess we know what happened after Jesus died, right? We now know what his apostles did after he was murdered. Blatant denial of reality followed by a cover up. It's the same thing you're doing now!"
by Hym Iam February 20, 2024
Get the Fair mug.A farmers market, for jizz. Local single men setup jizz huts on Tuesdays, where women can meet and determine DNA they want for their fetus. Once they find a suitable male sample, they barter for a bucket of fresh cream filling to shoot up their clamburger, at one of the many fertilization stations.
Honestly, Gladys, meeting Mr. Right is overrated. I’m ovulating and was thinking of heading to the Jizz Fair again. I’m just ready to get knocked up already.
by sci-isms March 20, 2024
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Meeting “Mr. Right” is overrated. I was thinking of heading to the jizz fair again. I'm just ready to get knocked up already.
by sci-isms March 23, 2024
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