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Witches ass

Maybe you go to urban dictionary aka the witches tit site

Nah man that sites worse than a witches tit

Nah it's a Witches ass
by Peeguzzlingwhore November 14, 2022
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sloopy witch

A slight offset of the term "stupid bitch" sounding more appeasing to the ear. Ones face can also become sloopy, as if their face is drooping down & their eyeballs seem to fall off their face.
"Get over here you sloopy witch!"
"The man who's face was ripped off by chimpanzees, he now looks like a sloopy witch."
by The sloop god April 12, 2017
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"Witch Thorn" Davinci

A whiny little bitch and a slave to the news
You're a "Witch Thorn" Davinci because you complain all the time
by Davyvinci September 5, 2025
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Etsy Witch

Euphemism for an assassin. Usually in the context of political assassinations. Originating when Far-Right political pundit Charlie Kirk was assassinated shortly after a writer for Jezebel paid etsy witches to hex him.
Person 1: "Do you hear the outrageous shit he's saying!?"
Person 2: "He better wish that someone does get a 'Etsy Witch' to 'hex' him."
by Marxist Rich September 12, 2025
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Witched

When a person (usually a female) attracts another person instantly, and the other individual is strung along like a spell was cast on them
Yo, last night Jeremy met this chick at the bar; he totally got witched. Like, this dude can't get enough of her.
by kiradec November 2, 2023
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Call me a witches' hat and slap me on the arse

A common Aussie slang term usually used when something exciting or unexpected happens.
"Man, call me a witches' hat and slap me on the arse, that was unexpected."
by Flaming sausage August 13, 2021
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