Scoop and Sleep

The act of using one’s own shirt or clothing in bed to clean, or “scoop,” the load following a session of presomnial masturbation so that he can fall asleep without having to ruin his comfortability by having to find another means of disposal.

When I’m in the mood for a quick tug before bed, I always do a scoop and sleep because I’m too lazy to look for tissues.

by anonymous July 29, 2022

scoop glasses

Glasses worn by some chick who’s either really cool or super lame no in between not the OG scoop apparel but still pretty rad

Wow she’s wearing scoop glasses she MIGHT be chill but hard telling.

by Mashedhellspawn March 22, 2022

scooped

another word for snatched.

Man: *is wearing a weave*
Woman: *scoops weave* SCOOPED!

by makinglunch June 20, 2018

Poop scoop

When a women is constipated she has to stick her thumb in the front hole and scoop the poop out the back hole.

Dude I haven’t shit like in three days, it got so bad I had to do the poop scoop.

by Constipated women February 15, 2024

Jenc scoop

Grab a tall as dude by his nuts from behind and scoop him until he does a front flip.

Yo hit ‘‘em with the jenc scoop.

by Werner lover September 27, 2023

Scoop and fling

The act of when you scoop and fling poop out of someone’s ass to make room for your fist

I just scoop and fling my grandma to make room for my fist. It’s all in the wrist

by Hellllo there March 31, 2019

Waffle scoop

When u take your poo out the toilet and clap it everywhere

Oi mate that lad done a waffle scoop the other day how dirty

by Hazza1242351 November 15, 2016