Kevin

Every one loves this kid he is great. At sports better than his friends at everything and jd is faster than him though

Oh he is super cool must be a kevin

by Don’t worry my dads a doctor May 14, 2019

Kevin

A guy who dresses in a very weird way almost like a skater boy he skateboards and has crazy hair and is very handsome and has lots of friends and is a greaf guy to date and he has a huge dick and you can never not have fun with him.

Omg kevin is such a skater boy

He is so hot

by Idintreallyknow February 10, 2018

Kevin

Kevin is a dumbass gay motherfucker that only fucks a guy named Doug with a hairy chode

Doug come fuck me with your hairy chode Kevin

by Asseaterrrrr June 16, 2018

Kevin

Kevin is actually a pretty basic name and therefore a basic guy. He thinks he's good at soccer when he's really actually trash. He wears very expensive stuff but lives in a cardboard box. He posted mad random pictures all at once on Instagram and gets like 50 likes. Kevin is just average.

Damn your singing is just like Kevin, average!
Yo do you know Kevin? Yeah me neither, he's a loser.

by ImThatBeachPeriod. April 30, 2019

Kevin

Some queer as nigga that only plays games and eats.

Man the nigga such a Kevin.

by NiggaBean 2.0 August 4, 2019

Kevin

Kevin is aka the non dank Boomer cow. Kevins are tall asf and have onions instead of brains. There's not much you can say about them because they're the dumbest on Earth. And all other planets. All they do is do nothing other than sucking cows' teats, pissing off all the Aathmikas coolest and calling themselves dank. And they love return gifts and cow porn. If you come across a Kevin, RUN.

Don't be a Kevin. If you're a Kevin, die. If you're a Kevin, change your name.

by Therealdankbish May 3, 2020

Kevin

A gay man who keeps saying he isn't gay

Guy: Dude you're gay

Kevin: Am not!

by ChickenButt2 April 14, 2019