Grenade

Even louder than a heavy thunder bolt strike! Imagine at 4:30 in the morning you’re on computer playing a boxing game with the volume at the maximum level, then losing the match makes a household of 6 wake up as if they’re about to rocket themselves to the sun!

“Kid, this wrestling noise woke me up like a grenade!”

by LikeXD31 August 15, 2021

Grenade

When fisting your partner, using a tightly balled up fist fully insde them, without warning, you yell BANG!! while simultaneously opening your fist, fully extending your fingers, creating the sensation (and possibly similar physical affect) of a grenade going off inside them.
Warning: a poor manicure may enhance the hamburger effect.

Guy: Last night I was fisting a real dead fish and decided to liven things up with a grenade. She jumped around so much, she almost broke my wrist.

by Sick_Ticket April 2, 2022

Lemon Grenade

A meme from portal 2

When life gives you lemons, make lemon grenades

by Some Idiot March 5, 2019

Grenade

A weapon of mass libido destruction in social terms. Still a wepski worthy of your respect but will probably mean your ultimate sex drive demise if you are not an army veteran who can inspire respect from the most ridiculously violent and aggressive and adversarial attacks that leaves you hacked and bugged like you watch porn but you don’t.

Furk that grenade just ripped me a new one cos , feels like hulks Mrs demanded her own show and he’s settling down while she attacks any dude with safe search disabled on google chrome.

by Shmick ticker February 21, 2023

Cum Grenade

When you’re going hard with a condom on, bust a nut, but don’t stop the action. Somewhere mid-thrust, the condom slips off and deploys like a sticky little Trojan paratrooper—inside her. When you fish it out, it’s completely empty. The payload? Delivered. Mission complete.

“Dude, last night was wild—I didn’t even realize I dropped a cum grenade until I pulled the wrapper out and it was bone dry.”

by Say when July 20, 2025

Grenade Smash

A word used by and idiot that doesn't know what Grenade Spam is.

I just Grenade Smashed him.

by Lime_Frog October 30, 2011

Phone Grenade

the act of taking your friends phone, dialing their ex-girlfriend/boyfriend's number, then tossing it to them as it rings. Usually results in the "victim" of the grenade having a very awkward, yet hilarious exchange with their ex.

Me: Hey Nick! Catch!'
Nick: DAMNIT!...I mean...um hey Julie
Julie: Why the hell are you calling me?
Nick: Sorry I got phone grenaded.

by badhatter April 19, 2011