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Never in my natural-born life

Substitute for “never have I ever” (the phrase not the game), “I can’t make this shit up”, something unbelievable for others, a “swear on” yourself without actually swearing and avoiding a jinx or bad juju tether.

Long-winded response to add edge to a story or sentence.

An attention grabbing phrase for some one/thing/situation that is shocking and/or more serious than just an “ever” . More common around idiom users and anybody you picture when hearing “certain folks”

Similar to: “never in a million years”, “on my momma”, “y’all ain’t gunna believe this but I swear…”.
“Y’all, never in my natural-born life could I make this mess up.”

“I swear, never in my natural-born life would I betray you and ours like that”

“I ain’t lying when I tell you, that fight was crazy! They were ruthless! I’ve never in my natural-born life seen two people get after each other like that!”
by NotoriousME July 29, 2024
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natur og bullshit

basicly two 8 year olds youtube video
hey dude did you see natur og bullshit
yea man best movie ever
by E god January 7, 2021
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Mother Natured

When the time of the month approaches, and your husband ask you for some coochie and you tell him you've been "mother natured"!
Bitch, My husband asked me for some coochie and I went to freshen up and saw I got Mother Natured
by BabySagittarius2099 February 1, 2022
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Natural eyeliner

Getting a cum shot to the eyes and leaving it there long enough to crust
My boyfriends load hit me in the eye this morning giving me that natural eyeliner
by LL-train December 23, 2023
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Natural disasters

Something some are using as an excuse to try and run people off.
They had convinced people living there that it was a good idea to relocate, even though they had lived there for years, based on natural disasters and climate change.
by The Original Agahnim January 24, 2022
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Nature herpes

Sand or fune dirt you can't get out or off of anything. As if it were herpes
The sand won't get out of my truck it's been like 3 weeks. What is it nature herpes.
by Taxobelll July 6, 2024
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