sweaties

a group of people coming together to unite in the fact you’re all ugly wet crust

ex: the sweaties are so cool

by sweaties.crust September 29, 2018

Sweaty Garden

the fuzzy patch of skin that lies between the skinbag and your arse hole

i shaved my sweaty garden last night. it was a messy process, i have had explosive diarrhea all day and some chocolate sprinkles got stuck in my razor

by bassplayer2493 November 4, 2009

Sweaty Flopper

A man who is an idiot, stupid or boofhead.
Also known as someone who is not good at playing fortnight.

Omg, you are such a sweaty flopper.

by anonymous July 30, 2023

Sweaty grandad

When you haven’t wiped your arse crack and someone asks you to sit on there face

I gave him the sweaty grandad.

by Sweaty Mansack November 11, 2021

sweaty

Another word for "try-hard." Used in reference to academics.

Bailey is in five clubs, is president of three, takes all honors classes, and also play varsity tennis. She's so sweaty.

by wrote this bc i was bored April 30, 2024

Sweaty-Sack BackDraft

note: This takes some planning, a pair of nylon gym shorts, and willing ..or unaware partner to work. When a guy has been doing an athletic activity and has swamp-sack (foul smelling scrotum) he will close one leg opening tight and then he gets his significant other to blow air up his shorts only to have the air circulate and exit back out the same leg hole into her/his face.

I plopped down on the couch after finishing my run. I told "Jane" my nuts were hot so she decided to blow up my short to "cool them off" but I closed off the other leg and she got the "Sweaty-Sack BackDraft"

by mackbooyaa May 22, 2013

sweaty phanuter

- slang for the Brian Nute

Hey sweaty phanuter, stop stealin our sandwiches

by BNute March 5, 2005