Swamp Sheets

When you fuck or jerk off so long and hard that your bedsheets are sweaty and wet and smell like a swamp, also occurs in really hot rooms, sex under the blankets, and in rare cases vehicle back seats

"Hey bro don't sit on my bed I just rubbed one out and got a bad case of swamp sheets"

by Krompus_Mcdickenstein June 14, 2018

swamp donkey

a moose

Perry shot a swamp donkey last night and its getting butchered.

by clair325 January 30, 2020

Swamp Tuba

Giving a reach-around handjob to an overweight man while spitting (including flem or small amount of vomit) into his anus, before tonguing it. Similar to a Rusty Trombone.

The person had a bad cold before giving a rusty trombone to a hairy fat dude, and then sneezed in his ass. It turned into a Swamp Tuba (or Swampy Tuba).

by arzole January 12, 2010

SWAMP LIP

It's like having a case of SWAMP ASS on your face: it's the effect of being required to wear a face mask/face covering during the COVID-19 pandemic for a prolonged period of time. The upper lip, cheek and chin area of a person's face becomes uncomfortably warm and saturated with perspiration and moisture from exhalation.

I have to take this damned mask off for a few minutes and wipe my face off because I've got a case of SWAMP LIP.

by Jakey the Snakey October 3, 2020

Swamp Splat

when a girl is sucking cock and the man grabs her by the hair makes her open her mouth and he coughs up phelgm and makes her swallow it and continues to suck dick.

in Louisiana, we swamp splat all of our ladies.

by lovethatfreak July 27, 2020

swamp cheeks

When you shart and it stays within the confines of your butt cheeks

Ewww have you got swamp cheeks

by HIBmum September 6, 2019

Swamp boobies

WHen you are drinking and beer, wine, liquor spills down your chin into your bra!

swamp boobies !

My wife was drinking wine and got swamp boobies!

by Awesomesauce1975 June 1, 2019