September 24th

Make out with your lover and keep doing ok until they tell you to stop.

Hey babe, come here *starts making out with her*. (A few hours later) ok baby stop, why did you do that in the first place???

Babe it is September 24th!

by MEH BLEHHHHH September 23, 2021

September 9

An Asshole was born on this day but I can’t say their name because of urban dictionary rules.

-Miranda Cosgrove

On September 9...

“Happy birthday!”

“Yeah, I’m an asshole!”

“I know!”

by Miranda Cosgrove December 17, 2020

September 7

Take your girl to the movies day, if not the movies then just take her out wherever she wants. Make sure to adore her, love her, fuck her and make sure she knows you love her.

Yo man I just took her to the movies on September 7 and fucked her hard

by Mommymcdanis September 5, 2021

september 11th

National day of flying to New York

- Do you know what day is tomorrow?
-Yeah, september 11th, best day to pick a flight to New York

by Rudolph A April 24, 2019

September 4th

National meet someone new day.
If you're looking to form a new life-long friendship, then do it on September 4th!

If you became friends with someone on September 4th then your friendship will last forever!

B1: "dude I really want to be friends with her!"
B2: "tomorrow is September 4th, national make a new friend day. You can talk to her then!"

by Ayobroski September 3, 2021

September 4th

The day when all girls can ask someone out and they can’t say no..

Have fun on September 4th ;)

by Itsme..isaaa August 26, 2022

September 16th

September 16th is National wear a condom day.

“Yo bro I’m about to go fuck this girl”
“Here bro take a condom it’s September 16th”

by Big daddy676 September 15, 2021