big boy season

The time of the year when women are encouraged to get themselves a big boy.

It's big boy season. Let a fat guy bust a nut.

by kyxp npzqwkk December 15, 2016

so last season

something that is alrealdy out of fashion

"I bought this purple dress for tonight." "Purple? Oh, come on, this color is so last season!"

by Gergana February 1, 2009

Pre-season Jargle

when a tv series or something similar does a bunch of weird random stuff before the new season starts

sorry for the pre-season jargle

by PerfectPeridot December 7, 2020

Han Solo season

When the weather dips below 60°F and all the girls break out their Hunter boots and North Face vests so they look like Han Solo.

"Hey man, did you see the weather for the next three days? Looks like it's going to be cold"
"Yeah man, Han Solo season has officially begun!" *masculine wookie call*

by @hansoloszn August 14, 2016

rock picking season

A farming term used predominantly in the Midwest. Rocks make their way up through the soil in fields and farmers need to remove these before they are able to use their equipment (large rocks can break tines, etc). This involves walking through a field and loading rocks onto a tractor or truck bed. Rock picking season generally starts on early May and lasts through the end of the month.

High school student 1: May is going to be great! We can play softball at the new diamond.

High school student 2: Unfortunately that's rock picking season so I'll be pretty busy for a few weeks.

by 403forbidden April 25, 2015

ass eating season

Known as “ass eating season”, late autumn and winter are considered the perfect time to eat some juicy ass.

I told my boyfriend he has to wait until ass eating season to get a slice of this ass.

by duckytub October 24, 2017

bullshit hurricane season

Bullshit Hurricane Season occurs in the United States from about mid-summer until election day every year. Every four years there is a marked increase in the severity of Bullshit Hurricane Season, this event coincides with the Presidential Elections. Bullshit Hurricane Season consists of:
-Mud-slinging political television ads which pile up the bullshit higher and deeper each day.
-Debates that include insults and character attacks
-Talking heads on TV and radio "personalities" who dissect and examine every piece of irrelevant minutiae

We are in the middle of Bullshit Hurricane Season so I will not be watching TV until the second week of November. I will be watching DVDs instead.

by kajoe October 18, 2008