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Often seen wearing wraparound sunglasses, quoting Jordan Peterson, and blaming women or immigrants for his own mediocrity.
Often seen wearing wraparound sunglasses, quoting Jordan Peterson, and blaming women or immigrants for his own mediocrity.
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