The product of one god, Phil swift himself
He has rained down on us the perfect bondage for leaks
The ultimate repair for literal anything
He saws a boat in half and fixes it with only one of his great marks left flex tape
He has rained down on us the perfect bondage for leaks
The ultimate repair for literal anything
He saws a boat in half and fixes it with only one of his great marks left flex tape
“To show you the power of flex tape I SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF and repaired it with only flex tape!”-the god himself
by MoLeStMaN December 5, 2018
Get the Flex tapemug. Person 1: Mate have a go at that 79
Person 2: It's a crime to even call it a 4x4 the things got less flex than a Datsun 1200
Person 2: It's a crime to even call it a 4x4 the things got less flex than a Datsun 1200
by You've been chopped. September 10, 2021
Get the Flexmug. Somethings is a flex when it’s cool/prestigious to have, cool to have done, or just cool/prestigious.
Ex: buying a million dollars house at 20 is a flex.
by Benz’O July 5, 2022
Get the Flexmug. Senator Smith has recalled the word and or phrase “HOMOSEXUAL” finding it highly offensive in due nature, instead Senator Smith has renamed the Male gender “TURD FLEX”.
And Rim shot. Figure it out.
And Rim shot. Figure it out.
Gary and Tom have a secret gentlemen’s club they force on Government officials at nite time if you are in the closet. Senator Smith calls the Turd Flex out tho. Ride high Pence…ride high.
by Atombombe August 8, 2025
Get the Turd Flexmug. The kid just flexed like a monkey stole the ball at impossible angles .Yeah he's going crazy like ivar the boneless doing a monkey flex.
by Lmwaoelvis September 15, 2023
Get the Monkey flexmug. by HALLYTALL August 7, 2025
Get the Flexmug.