Mullet

When you shave your pussy but not your asshole.

how was she last night bro?'

'Yeah not bad but I was hitting it from the back and saw a mullet'

'Oh damn nigga I bet you still ate it though'

'Helllll yeaaaah nigguuuuuh'

by Skeet boy September 3, 2022

Mullet

Automatically makes you 10 times hotter, makes your dick 10 times bigger, and your muscles 10 times bigger.

Jacob has a mullet

by not chris's dad March 23, 2022

Mullet

A hair style worn exclusively by men who have IQs smaller than room temperature, often found among the Australia bogan population.

"Hey, that guy Chad grew a mullet over the holidays."
"Figures. Didn't he have to repeat year 7?"

by _gal1leo April 12, 2020

Mullet

A business major that plays for both teams.

“Hunny everyone experiments in college”

“Your dads right yunno, he was quite the mullet during his college years. A real party in the back.”

“EW MOOOOM STOP”

by FreeMullets September 18, 2023

Mullet

A term used in sales to describe a bad lead or a person that is a useless prospect.

I thought this guy was going to buy a house when he came down...but he turned out to be a mullet and couldn't get a loan.

by parkdiesel July 16, 2017

Mullet

Adam Kuhl is a mad cunt with a mad hair cut.

Your mullet isn’t as good as Adam Kuhl’s.

by Yo yo-yo yo-yo May 8, 2020

Mullet

A certain type of fish ususally used as bait to catch bigger fish. See "food chain"

"i went fishin' for bass and used mullets as bait. i didn't catch shit."

by ian from bel air June 25, 2003