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Mullet

Adam Kuhl is a mad cunt with a mad hair cut.
Your mullet isn’t as good as Adam Kuhl’s.
by Yo yo-yo yo-yo May 8, 2020
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Hot Mullet Sandwhich

A sandwich originating from the panhandle of Florida is known to cause intense emotions of partying and debauchery on every bite. A favorite of the political working class. Can also be used to describe how someone looks.
by walter23456 October 18, 2023
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mullet boat

Backwards motor boat, the mulletboating boobs.
by Leonadelamgm August 17, 2023
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Downtown Mullet

Short or clean shave in the pubic area and no grooming in rear… anal area.
When she pulled her bikini bottom off she was downtown mullet— business in the front party in the back!
by Downtownsenorabrown August 15, 2023
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chunky mullet

A person, be they mail or femail, that has an over abundance of body hair around their anal region. This often results in poor hygiene and the accumulation of entangled toilet paper snaired within said body hair.
How did the date with Jim go last night Jannett?

OMG Susan we were getting hot and heavy back at his place and he asked me to toss his salad . I had no idea he'd been walking around with a chunky mullet in his pants. I'm still picking the TP out of my teath!!
by Stubacca73 September 25, 2017
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Food mullet

When you have a mouthful of food with the amazing combination of spicy in the back of your throat and sweet in the front

"Its business up front, party in the back"
That marinated pulled pork sandwich dipped in chipotle mayo gave me the ultimate food mullet"
by Sweet Maverick June 8, 2014
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Mullet Wanker

Any lad with a mullet they’re all wankers with the weirdest fantasies
Bro: who invited Mullet Wanker to the party

Dude: He just came in

Bro: we’ll now he’s wanking over I picture of my Nan

Dude:*proceeds to shoot Mullet Wanker*
by Tranny Fanny August 1, 2022
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