Juan

Literally the most sigma and alpha male of the entire world HES so cool and and and wonderful

I love Juan

by Therealamerucandicyionaru November 22, 2023

Juan Lopez

Adjective. Man of high sophistication and the elegance of a stoic vassal. A man with a gaze that of sun rays; blindingly direct and potent in all variance of intent. A near perfect man whose enigmatic movements elicit curiosity in all lovers, all friends, and all adversaries.

Hey!! That guy walking in calm demeanor is a Juan Lopez guy.

by Rejardedfart November 22, 2023

Juan Manuel

Juan manuel is the clown in the friend group, yes, my jokes may be unfunny but i still think amogus is funny, also a very nice guy who will maybe forgive you depending on the situation, also a very important fact is that i may not be bery much in shape but im the greatest dancer in my school, no one can match me, also

Boo

Juan Manuel is very cool
Yes he gets a lot of bitches also he is mexican

by Greentixxy November 24, 2023

the juan noodle

a sex position where an individual sucks their own massive fucking balls, not the dick, just the balls. skip the noodle.

"yo i just did the juan noodle fr"
"what the fuck is the juan noodle"
"my balls hurt"

by JuanNoodleEnthusiast69 November 26, 2023

Don Juan

A character from the play Don Juan Tenorio. A villain. A bastard. We hope he burns in hell. He made my eighth-to-freshman year hell with that stupid book, and then we spent TWO MONTHS learning about him. (He doesn't deserve Doña Inés.)

You know, I really would have enjoyed the book more if Don Juan was pulled down to hell at the end.

by Vivitur-Moritur November 28, 2023

Juan

Comparable to hpv

Don’t catch that juan

by I hate juan December 10, 2023

Juan

A black person who thinks he is white, this name is given to black dwarfs who have down syndrome.

Person 1: Where is Juan
Juan: Down here nigger
Person 1: Shut up nigger you're not white, go pick cotton for Gustavo

by Melon Muncher/CP Lover January 1, 2023