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Juan

Juan is the most handsome man you’ll ever met.He might seem cold but once you know him he is a real gentleman and a loyal friend
Am so lucky I have bf named juan
by Rachelle_ittttttt November 21, 2021
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Juan

He’s a mexican man with thick black hair, brown skin he is kind, Juan is the person to make you smile, he is so funny and full of energy it's wonderful, although he is smart, he doesn't apply himself to school as much as he should. He knows how to treat a girl and make her feel special.He has soft brown eyes and as a bonus has has a (third leg and can perform wonders with it) He’s just a sweet and thoughtful guy, and good bf materiel with a romantic side to him.
Alexandria:Did you see Juan today
Daisy:Yeah I did he’s so dreamy
by flrtyndw November 19, 2023
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Juan Brassesco

Una persona muy inmadura. Se traba constantemente al hablar, no le gusta que lo molesten y le gusta admirar las estrellas mientras acaricia un pene. Muy enamoradizo pero no la pone ni a gancho
chica: Juan Brassesco cómo estás? saludos

chico: bien si
by ñañinxd November 23, 2021
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juan de

weird and likes girls like mary... not attractive at all
Wow his name is Juan de, he must like a mary
by coolgirlswaggie August 29, 2017
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Juan y las putas

An amazing group of guys. Constantly fighting every single second, but never ever breaking up. At the end of the day, through thick and thin... They'll always be the best of bros. A group composed of Mauri, Thom, matti, sferra, Nico, trave, albi, Jaco, yobo, pasta, Loris, dieghito, pie, Carlo, delchone, mazza, Gava and marci. They are the opposite yet better verison of the the 'gigi'. Remember juan y las putas, boys will be boys, bros before hoes(always) and fuck it, do it!
Lady 1: "Ley have you seen the sexy group of guys?"
Lady 2: "yes, who are they???"
Cazzoni cazzuti: " Hey ladies, we're Juan and you two can be my putas- Juan y las putas"
by Thisdoingiamwhy November 21, 2021
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Juan

Juan is love. Juan is life. Juan is J U A N.
Virgin: hey what’s up with that weird horse on a balcony that people call Juan? I keep seeing it everywhere as a meme

Chad: that’s Juan.

Virgin: what’s the joke though?

Chad: it’s Juan.

Virgin: that’s not funny.

Chad: B L A S P H E M Y
by Juan_ November 10, 2020
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Juan

The biggest of beaners. He can also be a very big bitch
You can tell that kids name is Juan
by The Keeper Of The gays November 6, 2019
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