Jared

Queer/Homo/Tranny/Fag/Gender Fluid
Usually on some old dirt back road getting sucked off by a dude named T-Jizzle.

Careful around that guy, hes a jared, might try to suck you off

by April 17, 2023

Jared

A weirdo, he is a very sensitive especially when you ask him if he has toothpaste on his face. He knows what he wants in life hint hint it’s baseball. He’ll ask you to “chill” but then always drops out of plans. By the way when you see his chin it hangs down like a chicken.

Look at that Jared he’s such weirdo

by Littlechickenmaker January 24, 2019

Jared

Stupid idiot that contradicts everything he says

Person 1: Hey did you call me d*ckhead yesterday?
Jared: No, I only called you a d*ckhead
Person: NIBBA THAT'S WHAT I JUST SAID

by MinecraftIsSuperior January 22, 2020

jared

typically known as a boy with a massive penis

jared has a massive penis

by everyguyever123123321 May 29, 2023

Jared

sometimes an L friend

yk jared? yeah he can be an L friend sometimes...

by lordofthegays September 17, 2022

Jared

Has the fattest cock out of all your friends

Bruh I have a jared

by Albert12043 January 28, 2020

Jared

Some fat kid that supports Real Madrid. Some how he is very athletic and is also caring. He’s also very hot.

Yo here comes Jared

by FaustoSpursFan7 January 18, 2020