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Jared

A gamer boy who is into older women, loves to watch anime, and has a big dick. He thinks he is funny, but is only funny because he laughs at himself. Has big muscles and is very strong basically a hot stud.
Jared has a massive dick.
by usswidowmaker5 January 25, 2022
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This person will make you feel the lightest you’ve ever felt ever! Like a skinny skinny feather. Jared’s are unapologetic and charming with a fantastical sense of humor. He cherishes his friends and treats them like absolute guido/guidette royalty! Obsessed with gorillas and getting sticky and shaking ass.
Jared can simply whip the piss.
by Definedinmylanguage February 2, 2022
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The man that stole Wilbur's waman
In 'Your New Boyfriend' by Wilbur Soot/Will Gold; he sung the lyrics "Yeah I've met Jared- (of course I've met Jared)".
by sleepyhead<3 October 11, 2021
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19 and illiterate
“Jared, can you read this for the class?”
“No I cannot.”
by Step-daddy October 18, 2021
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Jared is a name of people who are huge pussy bitches that i will fuck anything they see. They are worthless pieces of shit and look like dead rats.
That’s that Jared cunt aye
by Shakeyy627 October 19, 2021
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Jared.we hate him for stealing her.Srry Wilber:(
Of course I met Jared
by Livingtubbo404 September 12, 2021
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Jared bowling makes your bowling bawls cream. Super sessy when bowling.
Wow, have you bowled with Jared?! What a sessy man!
by crimsoku September 24, 2021
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