Where your mom?!

an illiterate fob who's a 4th grader and has strong male attributes but, surprisingly, is female.

{on the phone}
fob: what's your name?
me: what's YOUR name?
fob: where you go?
me: where YOU go?
fob: where your mom?
me: where YOUR mom?
fob: wh-...
me: {hangs up}

by MANwanda April 08, 2005

doin your mom

a song from ray William Johnson

Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom
You know we straight with doin your mom
Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom
You know we straight with doin your mom

by raywilliamjohnsonfan123 March 19, 2022

404 your mom

When you engage in the act of sex with someone’s mother

I’m gonna 404 your mom bitch!

by Martin two marijuana cigars January 26, 2022

twatted your mom

An insult used to degrade someone without context or meaning. Just an attempt at ruining someone’s day

I twatted your mom, sister, brother and nephew. I twatted them good

by Illtwatyourmom November 11, 2022

twatted your mom

An insult used to degrade someone without context or meaning. Just an attempt at ruining someone’s day

I twatted your mom, sister, brother and nephew. I twatted them good

by Illtwatyourmom November 11, 2022

your moms a party

When your bestfriend has sex with your mom

Bob:"hey, where were you last night? I called you like a million times.
Jack:"lets just say that your moms a party. Winky face"

by Pepeisalive December 14, 2016

calm your mom

an expression basically saying to "calm down" but in a more jokingly insulting manner, including the phrase "your mom". If someone says something really dramatically, that you can say "your mom" to, you can basically say "calm your mom".

Girl: "OMG that spider is UGLY."
Me: "Dude, CALM YOUR MOM."

by calmyourmom101 January 20, 2013