Trees are like love, the strongest ones are those that went through the most. It usually never start strong, it could be cultivated by a professional scammer who kept dying and a god who can't stop living. The god who never cared about mortals came to protect one. The man who saw bonds as currency made one that's worth more than life itself. The god, despite having a clear path to escape, found himself back at the blazing desert yearning for the mortal that roots deep within him a tree that can never fall, one that stood tall through the death of spring and the winter storm, one that not even time can kill.

The man who tried desperately to survive decided to lay his life down for his sunshine to win, begging to die a third time - the last. The all knowing god suddenly speechless facing the man he spent his lives to protect. surrounded by cactuses and the voices of the dead, they spent their last time fighting each other, each punch was a thousand sorry. carrying out the will of the dead, the god won the worst loss of his lives. He stared at the horizon beyond the cliff, bidding his farewell to his feelings and to this world as a whole. He walked towards the sky, spreading his wings yet he did not fly. Only then, the tree stopped existing
"I’m technically free of his bonds, but I feel like I’ve got this moral obligation now. I don’t understand— I can’t let him die. I just— I don’t want to see him go"

And so, even the most unlikely people can grow the only tree in the middle of a desert.
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When and only when

Decided exclusively by a single condition or set of conditions, and nothing else.

Differs from "if and only if" by acknowledging the certainty or near-certainty of that condition.
Hand to Hand Wombat will end when and only when one team scores 3 points. It does *not* end if all members of the Bad Team are voted out.
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only yokes

just kidding. only yokes is another way of saying only kidding or only joking.
“i have a crush on you
only yokes!
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Only Meat March

In March, you can only eat meat like fish and beef! If you eat anything else other than meat, you are disqualified!
Vegetarian: I already fucking lost Only Meat March.

Dude: Go eat your grass.
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Snitches get only bitches

The only women a snitch will get are the worst ones. Similar to Snitches get stitches.
If you gave away the secret, the only women you'll get are the worst ones, snitches get only bitches.
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No one is no one, only one

Something that blurted out of my mouth when I was pacing around my room, talking to myself about love, suffering from wanting-to-be-held syndrome, AND HAD ONLY 4 HOURS OF SLEEP THE LAST NIGHT.

I think it was supposed to mean, “Everyone has an only one” or something.
“No one is no one, only one. Words from a young, hormone-crazy lady.”
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anal-only

A term typically used to describe a person who does not allow their vagina to be used by sexual partners, and who offers use of their asshole as an alternative.
"I can't believe I managed to get an anal-only gf man, they are so rare to come across."
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