blame grenade

Blame grenade

Time dropped a blame grenade and blamed everyone in the room for not being able to hold down a job

by brushnz March 03, 2019

grenade can

A short can that typically houses alcohol. Compared to the normal 16oz cans, these cans come in 8oz sizes.

Hey man, budweiser needs to re-release those grenade cans!

by September 15, 2020

girlfriend grenade

The female equivalent of a boyfriend bomb. When as a woman, a guy you are interested in tells you he has a girlfriend.

I met this cute boy at the bar, and the conversation was going super well until he dropped the girlfriend grenade on me.

by acs35 February 27, 2024

Grenade Launcher

A weapon that launches grenade (it’s literally in the name).

Pretty straightforward, eh?

Soldier 1: Hey Soldier 2! Get the Grenade Launcher!
Soldier 2: Roger that!

by pentatonic July 21, 2023

Polish Hand Grenade

A solid shit that is propelled out of your butthole by a stream of hot diarrhea.

Haley was so mad at the barista she unleashed a Polish Hand Grenade at the bathroom walls.

by kungfumelissa January 17, 2021

Polish Hand Grenade

Throwing a urine filled condom onto someone.

John had performed coitus with his ex-wife and woke up to take a piss, to his alarm the condom was still on his penis, he let it fill up and tied a knot in it and lobbed (the polish hand grenade) at his still sleeping ex-wife, a moment of clarity in this time of shame.

by August 08, 2024

Sperm grenade

Each sperm cell in adult testicle is worth around 2.5 because if you nuclear develop the biochemistry of a sperm cell you get a multi megaton flamethrower by dieseling the spermatozoa

A man packs 52200000 sperm grenade in their balls each worth at least 1 billion dollars as explosive.

by Cody5050 December 19, 2022