Gary

A moody basted, bossed around a lot

oh look it’s gary, bad mood i see

by miss millar 69 November 25, 2019

Gary

He is confident, strong, focused, goal-driven and can handle his emotions in every sitaution. He is a gentleman and has the discipline of a trained soldier. A solid and dependable friend who will shower you with protection and care like you have never known. He listens. And remembers. He is loyal but also demands loyality in return. He will hold you accountable and push you to your limits to be the best version of yourself. Do not tell him what to do - he is intensely independent. He does not need anyone to complete him. Trust him to keep your sensitive information to himself. He is always the most attractive person in any situation - both in physical looks and in charisma. He keeps clean and cares for his body. Ladies - when you meet a Gary you will feel the dominate male energy that exudes from him wash over you like a warm rain. The attraction you feel towards him will be instant and your mind will weave imaginations with him at the center of your life. If you are brave enought to wade into the deep waters with him he will be your sneaky link for life. Put yourself in his path and give him opportunities to show you that the dream guy of your fantasties does walk this earth in physical form, and he is walking towards you right now about to lock eyes with you, surround you with his strength, and take you into another realm of reality where love, pleasure, and safety all mingle in an everlasting dance.

All men are really boys in this world... and then I met am real man... Gary.

by enigmaticbook September 3, 2023

Gary

Gary is the type of person to try to act cool, but is truly a complete and utter retard. He is typically the type of guy to get at least one divorce in his life and then remarry an uglier girl.

My Ex-husband is suck a Gary!!

by Meowscles March 25, 2020

Gary

A person with the name of Gary, usually is a rather kind person, initially when you get to know him he's a pretty chill guy, then you know about him more then it gets weird. You get hints of gayness from him, and he jacks off to really weird things like Necrophilia. He likes his mother, maybe a bit too much. and also he most likely has crippling depression like HOLY MAN!

Hey Gary,

by eajgink January 12, 2022

Gary

A word used to define a person with half a brain and who is rejected from any other purpose which is more meaningful than wasting oxegen.

John: Look at that individual all alone, He is such a gary.
Random individual: I like ingesting shampoo and shiting in courtrooms

by gigga_digga December 28, 2024

Gary

The action of giving peelings of your foreskin to another. Kind of like peeling a banana

“Yo Evan, can I get a Gary real quick?”
“Sure man! *rips off foreskin*

by Bebik March 21, 2024

Gary

Is the worst thing you can possibly be called. You're unreliable. The most unreliable. The gayest of the gays. The fattest of the fats. So unreliable that you make German cars reliable. A Gary is a fat ankled lesbian. A Gary is someone who will show up to a birthday party with no gift and eat the cake first.

Being a Gary is being called so useless that anything else would have been better. Don’t be a Gary.

by Nuggets25469 September 6, 2025