friend to fuck ratio 

The amount of times a man or woman creates conversation with the other sex and either makes friends or scores. Referred to as an achronym, the ftf ratio tracks the consistency and strength of any person's pick up skills.

Ellsworth's friend to fuck ratio couldn't be lower if he was asexual. He has been instantly thrust into any woman's friend zone.

friend to fuck ratio by Boonville All Star May 12, 2009

Friend Grenade 

When your mate is working his charms on a rather attractive lass but her fat friend is making things awkward. You must jump on the friend grenade, thus allowing your man to get his nut.

Guy 1: Dude Friend Grenade me, she's cramping my style
Guy 2: (Shudders) ok man but you owe me for this whale

Friend Grenade by gringo89 September 26, 2010

friend/date 

You are going out with a "friend" however it may actually be a "date" in disguise.

Alison: "Me and Tom are going out on a friend/date tonight.

Possible meaning: Alison and Tom say they are friends, but they really are more.

Possible meaning #2: Either Alison or Tom just think they are friends while the other thinks it's more.

Possible meaning #3: Neither Alison nor Tom really give a shit what their status is but just want to go out anyway.

friend/date by alicatsanfrancisco July 30, 2013

Friend Zone 

When somebody, usually a male, gets needlessly offended by the fact that a girl isn't attracted to them romantically and/or sexually.

The female will then say something along the lines of, "I'd rather just be friends." This is apparently some sort of 'bitch move'.
See also girlfriend zone and butthurt.

Guy 1: "Did you hear about Sarah? I wasted two weeks on that bitch and she said she wanted to be friends!"

Guy 2: "Dude, you got friend zoned."

Guy 3: "Um, dude, she just doesn't have feelings for you. Get over it. She can't control who she's attracted to."

Friend Zone by friendzonerealtalk February 15, 2013

friend with benefit 

it's when you don't want a serious relationship but you want him / her as your toy to fuck around with.It also can be when she / him are already in a realtionship but you like that person so he/she agrees to be your friend with benefit.

Your brother is hot but already has a girlfriend so we agreed that I'll be his friend with benefit.

friend with benefit by AshleyPe December 19, 2006

Friend Zone 

“The ‘friend zone’ is like the penalty box of dating, only you can never get out. Once a girl decides you’re her ‘friend,’ it’s game over. You’ve become a complete non-sexual entity in her eyes, like her brother, or a lamp.” - Ryan Reynolds in Just Friends

'I've been locked in the friend zone with her since highschool!'

Friend Zone by diphthongdenim August 30, 2009

friend friend 

someone whom is not "technically" your boyfriend/girlfriend, but whom seems to fill the traditional roles of such a position. Sort of a boyfriend/girlfriend who is not recieving benefits.

I'm allowed to go out with "Guy B" because "Guy A" is just my friend friend.

friend friend by HeatherDawgFan February 13, 2007