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The Emotional Hokey Pokey 

You put your emotions in. You take your emotions out. You put your emotions in and they get shaken all about. You do the emotional hokey pokey and you're left down and out. That's why you're sad not glad.
Mark decided that he should express his feelings to a girl he liked and in doing so she made him do the emotional hokey pokey and it left him mad and confused.
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weaponized emotional instability 

When women use their rollercoaster of feelings to manipulate men.
Jessie starting sobbing when Bobby glanced at another girl. Bobby willing to do anything to get her to stop crying offered to buy her something at the store accross the street. Jessie's emotions were real but rather than mature and stive for mental health, she preferred her weaponized emotional instability to get Bobby to buy her stuff.

Emotional Fluffer 

A girl who thinks she is dating a man with boyfriend potential only to find out all of her hard work is only prepping him for a another woman, whom he wil actually commit to.
I thought we were going to start dating exclusicely, until he stopped calling and made it official with another woman. I was an emotional fluffer.

emotional cheating 

It's not a thing.
Or, breaking up with someone for the sole reason you dont like and/ or, they stress you out and the feelings are over.
A term used by a dumb ex.

emotional midget 

A person who cannot get over their delusions and who cannot accept the simple facts of life. Usually a women whom you'd thought was a decent person, however, you'd be wrong...
emotional midget: Johanna was cool to you for six months until she realized that, she could not have you and then, she went to town on you through psych warfare with her freinds, whom she told lies to just to get even with you.

Emotional intelligence 

Can change your personality depending on who you are with
Nigga: Omg she’s so fake I hate her
Hoe: Um actually you can change your emotions/actions depending on who you’re with. It’s a sign of emotional intelligence and as long as you are yourself it’s not being fake.
Niggas: 🤡🤡

emotional handjob 

when you try to build someone up or make them feel good so you can get something without making a real investment in the relationship, a emotional quickie and bounce.
That dude never talks to me, trying to give me an emotional handjob so he can leave early.