dutch rudder

When you hold your dick with your own hand and someone moves your arm, effectively jacking you off.

The dutch rudder is an effective way to shoot white stuff.

by fatboy23444 December 9, 2008

dutch mustard

When you trap your sexual partner under the blankets and then wet the bed.

"After we finished going at it, I shoved her head under the blankets and pissed everywhere."
"You gave her the old dutch mustard"

by parksungwoo February 14, 2015

learning Dutch

Smoking weed.

Dave was learning Dutch til 3am. He's going to Amsterdam soon, he's going to learn a lot more Dutch there.

by nbdghfjkvn August 15, 2010

Dutch Dream

The act of trapping a person under bed covers after releasing vile ass fumes (dutch dream) while they are asleep.

Girl: I woke up yesterday to my idiot boyfriend giving me a dutch dream.

by domc July 6, 2015

Dutch Lift

The act of farting in an empty elevator and leaving as someone else steps in.

Dude, I totally dutch lifted that asian family

by Dolans March 13, 2011

Dutch Steampipe

The act of two friends bonding by inserting opposite ends of one common hose into two individual buttholes, farts are then passed back and forth from person to person via the hose.

My friend and I did a Dutch Steampipe last night and weve never been closer.

by Redwrinkle May 16, 2018

Dutch Bastard

Similar to dutch oven. The act of shitting under someone's bed covers and waiting for the person to lay in it while you hide and wait for the reaction.

Ex1: Dude1:"Bro, I gave my girl a dutch oven last night."

Dude2:"Please, I heard George attempted to do a Dutch Bastard at his friends party."

Ex2: "My boss is such an asshole. I'm thinking about giving him a dutch bastard."

by ShadowSlashing March 23, 2013