awkward double take

the instance where two people make eye contact, look away, then look back at each other at the same time, making it very awkward for the two

I had an awkward double take with that chick across the room.

by iCoinedThat1199 December 15, 2009

dirty double discharge

Vomiting while pooping or pooping while vomiting.

While sipping back on a little too much of daddy's old scotch, you begin to feel nauseous as your previous meal catches up with you. Then, the real party begins. A mass explosion, with vomit exploding out the front and your feces exiting the rear. Thus, you have begun the ol' dirty double discharge.

by darble andrews November 21, 2010

double stacked

when 1 pill has the same effect as 2 pills of the same kind of drug

is that X double stacked?

by VCO June 29, 2005

double headed dildo

A two headed dildo for two women (or any combination i guess...) to stick in their bush or buttox.

Hey girl let's go get the double headed dildo and have some fun!

by Vagerna August 13, 2007

Double-Fisted Battle Axing

The act of fisting both the anus and vagina of your sexual partner and then swinging them around like a battle axe in order to hit or attack objects/people.

Did you hear about Shaun, he tried double-fisted battle axing his girlfriend and hit a crowd of preschoolers.

by Skee Daddy April 15, 2011

double up

If you buy 40 dollars worth of crack for 20 dollars and sell it for 40 dollars you just pulled a double up.

Ay main let me get a double up up off you.

by Acebee Racine,WI September 24, 2003

Double Pipe Classic

is the rare occurrence when you are blessed enough to both burp and fart at the same time.

Shit! Washing down that double beef and bean burrito with Coca Cola gave me the Double Pipe Classic! Most men are only lucky enough to have that but a few times in their life.

by Bee Man August 30, 2015