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my dick died can i bury it in your ass?

A retorical question directed usually towards woman, but in some cases asked male to male. meaning that you want to sodomize someone.
jim: hey baby, my dick died can i bury it in your ass?

random woman: no!

jim: please?

random woman: ...fine.
by 8008s March 1, 2010
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Diesely

1. To be or act diesel. Of diesel status.

2.. Maximally Bad ass.. Awesomely Awesome. Completely unstoppable, Like Darth Vader on gorilla hormones.

3. Dominating. Like a pittbull on a Maltese.
4. Majorly Destructive. Annihilatory. Like nuking an ant farm.
5. Of Epic proportions. Massive. Gigantopithicus. Like Voltron after full assembly.
Man #1: I wish I could be more diesely.
Man #2: You mean like Clint Eastwood in Gauntlet?
Man #1: Yeah...but more like the Beverly Hills Cop version of the "Neutron Dance"
Man #2: wow.....now that's diesely...so basically smashin?
Man #1: yup, on some "Ang Diesel" type status.
Man #2: (eyes wide, jaw hangs agape)
by mcbain02 August 6, 2013
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Diesed

That guys is diesed!
by UrbanWordz416905Dictionary November 26, 2018
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diesed

A man/woman who is gangsta, a thug, a strong man.
That guy is diesed! He's crazy!
by R January 6, 2005
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deucey dutz du du deuce du di du

This and other variations are what one generally says after shit-boxing a tent with friends.

(Water bottling the blunt afterwards is optional.)
Kid in tent: "Deucey dutz du du deuce du di du"
Friends: hahahahha
Kid in tent: "dudi deucdeuc di di du deuce"
Friends: hahahahaha
by Theodore Gato April 4, 2008
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who lives who dies who tells your story

The saddest song known to mankind duh. Alexander Hamilton dies and everybody cared but just couldn't show it while he was alive except for Eliza and Angelica. Also the last song in the Hamilton playlist.
Who lives who dies who tells your story... *Burst into a rampage of tears*
by Cows and minecraft fnaf January 14, 2020
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DFIIYLI™ {di-fii-why-ehl-ai}

D.F.I.I.Y.L.I. - Don't fight it if you like it!

This is our life's greatest motto. If you want to do something, just do it. Don't fight it if you like it! :)

www.facebook.com/DFIIYLI
A: Dude, let's drink tonight!
B: I don't wanna drink. I'll just go with you guys and might go home early.

(After a few hours, they all got drunk and wasted.)

DFIIYLI™ {di-fii-why-ehl-ai} - Don't fight it if you like it!
by arnelreodique August 22, 2011
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