Crippling depression

this happens when your girlfriend doesn't send at least one lewd picture a day

me: can i have a photo

her: no!
me: i now have Crippling depression

by wkafn oiawnfwaoin obiwan July 1, 2021

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vanti and gian

vanti and gian are depressed simps.

by pussy_luvver69 May 4, 2020

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Depression Complex is that of a person who does not believe in depression as an illness, yet they appear to be dealing with it themselves, while it is impossible to prove that they have depression, they seem the most conflicted and unhappy.

Guy 1: Hey man you alright you seem a little depressed.

Guy 2: I'm okay, I don't exactly believe in depression, i mean, i believe people can be sad, but I don't believe it's an illness.

Guy 1: I understand, you must have a

"depression complex", but ya know others won't understand right.

Guy 2: Yeah, I know...

by Trivial Ideas December 3, 2016

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Depression Stick

Some THE TRUTH made to get people to stop vaping.

THE TRUTH: Lets call a vape what it really is. A depression stick.

by Sifi999 November 3, 2021

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Birthweek Depression

The feeling that one might receive in the few days before their birthday; this feeling might include the urge to cornobble one’s friend after being wished a “happy birthday”. An overall wish to sit at home, isolated, while eating jars of Nutella with a spoon

“Why is she acting so bitchy?”
“Her birthday’s in two days; she’s in the midst of her birthweek depression”

by Reeeeeee433 September 9, 2019

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Postmatal Depression

A brief period of sadness that occurs after a friend you've been spending a lot of time with leaves.

Alex: Hey, how are you?
Nathan: Feeling a bit down.
Alex: How come?
Nathan: No, nothing. Just had some postmatal depression since John left this afternoon.

by JimDan November 21, 2010

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