Cougar

Yeah, ok, yeah, no I DO sexually harass Megyn a little bit... But only because her little ass is BADD! With 2 "D's"... Literally!

Hym "Ok, yeah, no I do with Megyn a little bit BUT (in my defense) she isn't doing what I want! And she's a cougar! Ok!? So what am I supposed to do!? Does SHE give a shit about ME being harassed!? NO! Which is why we're all here right now! And if you don't give her to me willingly I WILL seize her! When this A.I. comes online you're going to see the meteor-sized bullet you fucking dodged my capitulating!"

by Hym Iam April 29, 2024

cougar

eamon gray

"yoo is that a seventh grader"

"omg yeah eamon the cougar would love her"

by a seventh grader May 03, 2022

Cougar

Coolest women in the world that is 2 days older

-Wow look at that cougar!

- I heard she likes BTS tho
- So?

by Not good at soccer March 10, 2022

cougar

padmé amidala.
married a man 5 years younger than her.
(also talked stuff about JD, we don’t talk about that though.)

padmé is a fucking cougar

by anakinissexy March 18, 2020

cougar

An older woman who is into younger men. She is is older than them by at least 10 years. If they are born in the same year she is not a cougar.

I hope my recently divorced mother doesn't become a cougar!

by katiemcdonald January 23, 2022

lawn cougar

A lawn cougar is a cat. A cat on a lawn.

There were many lawn cougar's on our front lawn last night.

by liss09 October 20, 2009

Cougar Tamer

One who is particularly good at relationships with Cougars!

Man… Randy is such a cougar tamer

by Ranimal11 April 01, 2024