Noun: A kid who studders a lot and will suck your dick to make his teeth less black. Ex: “Can I have your cummies for t-o-o-othpase?”,”Go into your BIOS e-e-e-e-e”
by Kachowlolxd69 June 10, 2018
Get the Collinmug. by kattybigballs May 13, 2024
Get the collinmug. The male equivalent of a Karen.
Collin is a law abiding middle aged man that enjoys employing citizens arrests at a moments notice the second he notices a black gentleman enter his local trader joe's.
He drives a white whip, and tops off his outfit by wearing white shades, and an iphone. He has three sons, Will, Chad, and Brad, who have been in little league since the moment they could walk. They are all burnt out, and suffering from polio, but Collin won't accept quiters or vaccines. You can't get autism if you die from polio, afterall.
Collin is a law abiding middle aged man that enjoys employing citizens arrests at a moments notice the second he notices a black gentleman enter his local trader joe's.
He drives a white whip, and tops off his outfit by wearing white shades, and an iphone. He has three sons, Will, Chad, and Brad, who have been in little league since the moment they could walk. They are all burnt out, and suffering from polio, but Collin won't accept quiters or vaccines. You can't get autism if you die from polio, afterall.
by BucksAMillion August 23, 2020
Get the Collinmug. by ShotCaller_Tingz November 22, 2021
Get the Junior Collinsmug. 
A piece of shit person who doesn't know any better he's a jock with no brain that sucks dick to pass grades he likes to do incest and cheat on his girlfriend if you met a Collin Hare then you met the worst possible person
by Byxis March 30, 2020
Get the Collin Haremug. Collin is most of the time angry, and other times he’s sad. Whenever he’s nice, it’s only because he wants something. Collin takes out his anger on everyone else, and soon after regrets it. Collin is a desperate alcoholic. He tries to go for girls out of his league, and likes them young enough for him to catch a case. He is short, skronny, and brunette. His traits consist of manipulative, toxic, and controlling. He will always stalk your location and is overprotective. He likes to assume anything and everything. He never hears out someone else’s side of the argument, and always thinks he’s right. He is the biggest red flag and ick you will ever meet. So NEVER go for a Collin.
by PpPaper001 March 17, 2023
Get the Collinmug.