Donkey Punch Bunch (DPB)
A prestigious, invitation-only “secret society” founded in 2007 by the enigmatic DPBMFCEO (Donkey Punch Bunch Mother-Fucking Chief Executive Officer).*
Born as an inside joke but elevated—through questionable decision-making and sheer commitment—into a full-blown illuminati-parody brotherhood, the Donkey Punch Bunch prides itself on absolute secrecy: No one talks about it, no one admits they’re in it, and no one is entirely sure what they actually do.
Members claim the organization exists to “preserve balance in the universe,” though outsiders suspect it’s mostly an excuse for overly elaborate handshakes, poorly planned rituals, and extremely serious meetings about things that should never be taken that seriously.
Despite the questionable name, the DPB operates with the dignity of a centuries-old aristocratic order—if that order had been founded by sleep-deprived geniuses with too much free time and an unshakable sense of humor.
In short:
A classy, clandestine society with zero purpose, maximum mystery, and a founder who took a joke too far and accidentally created a legend.
A prestigious, invitation-only “secret society” founded in 2007 by the enigmatic DPBMFCEO (Donkey Punch Bunch Mother-Fucking Chief Executive Officer).*
Born as an inside joke but elevated—through questionable decision-making and sheer commitment—into a full-blown illuminati-parody brotherhood, the Donkey Punch Bunch prides itself on absolute secrecy: No one talks about it, no one admits they’re in it, and no one is entirely sure what they actually do.
Members claim the organization exists to “preserve balance in the universe,” though outsiders suspect it’s mostly an excuse for overly elaborate handshakes, poorly planned rituals, and extremely serious meetings about things that should never be taken that seriously.
Despite the questionable name, the DPB operates with the dignity of a centuries-old aristocratic order—if that order had been founded by sleep-deprived geniuses with too much free time and an unshakable sense of humor.
In short:
A classy, clandestine society with zero purpose, maximum mystery, and a founder who took a joke too far and accidentally created a legend.
“If the Donkey Punch Bunch were real — which it obviously isn’t — I still wouldn’t have the clearance level to explain it.”
by DPBMFCEO December 10, 2025
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by Jonathan Brooklin January 25, 2024
Get the We’re all just a bunch of meat lollipops mug.W.O.A.H. Bunch is an abbreviation that originates from a team featured in the animated series 'BFDIA'. The acronym stands for "Wheel Ooze a Hole Bunch".
Each word in the acronym relates to the original contestants of the team, namely Coiny, Pin, and Donut. Coiny has the ability to roll like a wheel, Pin is characterized by sweating, and according to the series, Pins' sweat ooze. Meanwhile, Donut has a hole in him.
The name of the team is also a play on words, as it is similar to the phrase "We'll lose a whole bunch".
Each word in the acronym relates to the original contestants of the team, namely Coiny, Pin, and Donut. Coiny has the ability to roll like a wheel, Pin is characterized by sweating, and according to the series, Pins' sweat ooze. Meanwhile, Donut has a hole in him.
The name of the team is also a play on words, as it is similar to the phrase "We'll lose a whole bunch".
by Radin Happier January 22, 2024
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