Asshat

A husband that has their head jammed so far up their ass. Obnoxious, ignorant, severely stupid, completely oblivious, selfish and often wrong are some of his defining characteristics.

Gary was such a complete asshat for being so mean to his pretty princess when she was feeling mighty sad. Like a true asshat, he made everything about him.

by Garylovesbabydoll April 6, 2026

floral asshat

A person whom you have had a deep, intimate relationship with, yet decided to rip your heart out at the wrong place and wrong time. Usually the person you had the most enjoyable relationship with and the worst breakup."

John: She really broke my heart, it just came out of nowhere.
Sam: She must be a real floral asshat.
John: I guess she is.

by DeathlySquid August 13, 2016

King Asshat

King Asshat is the term to describe a specific type of rude person. This person can also be referred to as a phinky-dick or a cockroach. It is slang for being a major asshat.

Ethan, Is your ass a hat? I didn't think so, so get your head out of it you King Asshat.

by Type_Writer June 22, 2017

Vihaan Akshaay

Poggers/God-like

This pizza is like Vihaan Akshaay. So tasty and spicy.

by Dawn_Unlimited November 23, 2021

dirty akshay

When a guy is getting fucked in the ass by another guy while eat eggs and bacon off the floor covered in piss

Man that dirty akshay went crazy

by RemmyDemmy January 17, 2023

dirty akshaj

when a Hispanic man is receiving rigorous anal from an Indian man in a kitchen while they're made to eat condoms full of shit.

Friend: "Man, I saw the best dirty akshaj last week!"

by tillus April 12, 2023

Dirty Akshay

“Dirty Akshay” is the thing you are always looking for and can not find. But you will never give up the search. Because you yourself are sure you will find it. Maybe one day you will!

Person 1: Why can’t you find it?
Person 2: It’s like a dirty akshay

by Yurrr_yurrr August 17, 2023