Jarred

smallest penis around , Can crank in Fortnite , has boat , 2014 Honda civic , suck a Njoy pod down in a hour , can get you a pizza delivered in 30 mins or less , can build a pc , dates girls and turns them fully lesbian after ( i count 4 ) , has a cat , owns fish , plays baseball and basketball , actually turns out he can read and he's not from the vine , accidentally got 2 fucking r's .

good person doesn't shoot any places up

ayo that that nigga named jarred

by madszerox December 14, 2021

wild jars

Wild jars.....

ok....

GOOD GOD LOOK AT THOSE WILD JARS!!!!

by OH GOD HELP ME May 23, 2018

mayonaise jar

Albino white nigga with blond hair

That mayonaise jar is a fuckhead

by GhettoGandhi69 December 12, 2015

Dirty Jarred

Super gay guy who is also a hipster and loves ugly small cocks.

“Did you see Dirty Jarred on the weekend? “
“Yeah he was trying to suck André’s cock again.”

by Uncle Daddie May 3, 2020

Jarred

Drunk - from jars (beers)

I'm somewhat jarred atm, but I'll try.

by Johnvhjcj August 2, 2019

Jar Jar

Star Wars’ most failed character. He is a funny/socially awkward sidekick wannabe. He is the reason why the prequels are so bad.
The annoying things he does makes him look like a man-child.
There have been many theories about this character (the most popular is that he is secretly a dark lord.)
Never bring jar jar back. Ever.

“This Jar Jar character makes me want to put my neck through a noose”

by xX_Boss_Xx April 21, 2018

Sar Jar Binks

When you get cornered by a very friendly dog but also really love Star Wars, especially jar jar binks.

“You are acting like such a Sar Jar Binks today”.

by hekisjlroishskls February 23, 2022