Tristan

Tristan is such a funny person! You want to be them because they are hot and funny.

I wish I could be a Tristan..

*sigh* I wish I could be a Tristan too..

by Dixie_Pixie November 16, 2022

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TristanPhobia

Fear of Women.

Jett: "Look at that baddie over there."
Leif: "No."
Jett: "Why?"
Leif: "I have TristanPhobia."
Jett: "What does that mean?"
Leif: "It means i'm scared of women."

by hehastristanphobia November 29, 2022

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Tristan lewis

he is a nice, young and especially handsome young lad. He is really charming and especially hot and he gets all the girls he also has rizz.

tristan lewis is hot

by tristan lover November 30, 2022

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A disease that makes you like Tristan. It also has many side effects like:
-Clumsiness
-No life
-Decrease in brain cells
-No friends
-Extreme attraction to men
-Trips over empty boxes and backpacks
-Bad Grades
-Bad taste in music
-Being a ripoff Jack Harlow
-Uncircumcised

-No dad
-Has rooster hair
-Has unusual fetishes

And many more...
It's something you should really want to avoid, it's not something to joke about either. There is no treatment and no cure.

Guy 1 "That guy is retarded"
Guy 2 "He must have Tristanitis"
Guy 1 "On god"
Guy 2 "Must be a skill problem"

by hehastristanphobia November 30, 2022

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