Epic Fail

A fail so epic it needs its own word

"I divided by zero"

-epic fail

by epic fail doomsday December 14, 2009

epic fail

A shamefully large, public and costly failure. Something that directly causes a gigantic loss in market share.

Dude, Windows Vista was an Epic Fail. I might sink to buying a Mac.

by mb in nyc April 21, 2008

Epic games

Epic games is a “totally not curupted company” that thinks it’s hot shit. Someone who supports this company may be called “gay”.

1: I can’t wait to play favorite games form epic games!
2: Shut up fgt.

by Beverages September 26, 2019

Epic Gamer

someone who has played a game of Fortnite

Wow, look at that epic gamer!

by TheEpicGamer October 6, 2019

epic sexiness

when something is so amazing, and so sexy all at once, epicness is the only word that could even come close to describing it.

Elliott Borack's music is full of epic sexiness.

by daniL3264 May 18, 2009

epic bailure

To commit the act(s) of an epic failure to the highest degree resulting in the realization of an immediate need to flee the location of said act(s). This attempt to flee is intended to maintain any remaining shred(s) of dignity.

1. When one finds a tasty treat dangling precariously inside a vending machine and tries to dislodge it by jump kicking the front of said machine breaking the protective glass. After such an act a turn and burn, or epic bailure if you will, is executed.

2. When attempting to park a motor carriage, an individual initiates contact with several motor carriages leaving considerable damage on all motor carriages present. This crumple-rama is now left in the dust of destruction by a rather timely epic bailure.

by dubyaspretzelbaker August 31, 2010

Epic Win

What you shout while on Amphetamines.

Epic Win!

by xinU November 4, 2008