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thick ranch

the joke of when people say 'i found thick ranch in my moms bedroom' basically meaning cum
jeff (8 years old): i found thick ranch in my mommys room and ate it'

lia: oh u poor child
by slayed fr August 21, 2022
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secretly thick

A strange paradox where someone can look like they have no ass in some positions and clothes, and yet have quite an ass in others that seems too shapely and large to have been able to be hidden
What on earth. Jenny always looked like a stick. But she just popped a squat and she's secretly thick as hell
by the funny one December 31, 2021
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Medium thickness

“He glazed my doughnut with medium thickness
by Woochiemama June 24, 2023
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Long, thick rubber

"She had fun with some long, thick rubber last night."
by Kyrian2008 November 17, 2023
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Thick It

when you provide too much information; adding information that is more likely to cause harm than good
I can't believe George told his wife that his ex-girlfriend was going to be at the work retreat this weekend! His wife already suspects she's not an ex- and I warned him - don't thick it!
by Mensa Madness October 11, 2019
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Thick

Most commonly, thick is a term used to describe someone who’s not skinny, but not fat either. They usually have large boobs or a large ass, and are proportionated like an hourglass. It is also spelled “thicc” at times.

Thick can also be used as a synonym for stupid, and is usually used as a slang term in the UK and other surrounding areas.
“Damn, did you see how thick that girl is? I want a piece of that ass!”

Are you thick? Why would you think such a stupid thing?”
by mehemily September 5, 2019
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